Me: "Ugh. I'm having phantom set pain."
B: "From which one?"
Me: "Not even a recent one! Just a random two and a half inches below my current one."
B: "Do other PWDs ['pweeds'] have that?"
Me: "Pweeds? Is that how it sounds in your head?"
B: "Well if pwnd is 'pweened' then PWDs should be 'pweeds'."
Me: "It's always pee-doubleyoo-dees in my head."
B: "That's like Diabetics of Mass Destruction."
Me: "Even better."