Diabenglish, or a Reenactment of Bedtime Conversation with B

Me: "Ugh. I'm having phantom set pain."

B: "From which one?"

Me: "Not even a recent one! Just a random two and a half inches below my current one."

B: "Do other PWDs ['pweeds'] have that?"

Me: "Pweeds? Is that how it sounds in your head?"

B: "Well if pwnd is 'pweened' then PWDs should be 'pweeds'."

Me: "It's always pee-doubleyoo-dees in my head."

B: "That's like Diabetics of Mass Destruction."

Me: "Even better."